Saturday, January 30, 2010
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If you're one of those customers who don't realise how retarded your questions are at takeaway shops, it's about time you realise.
Q1 : How big is your large?
A1 : Large what goddammit? Large chips? Large fisherman? Large fish n chips? It depends, you dumbass.
Q2 : Is your large enough to feed two adults?
A2 : Do I look like your mum, for fuck sake. How the fuck would I know how much you eat? You might say KFC's 15 wicked wings is enough to feed 2 or maybe 3, but I can finish them all myself so how the fuck do i know how much you eat and how hungry you are.
Q3 : What's the difference between trevalla and trevally?
A3 : Different type of fish godammit! It's like asking what's the difference with chicken meat and turkey meat.
Q4 : Why does your sauce costs money? Whereas X place is free?
A4 : So how much does X place charge you for the same meal? We charge $8 + $0.60 for sauce whereas X place charge $15 inclusive of sauce. Omg. Theirs IS SO MUCH CHEAPER! dumbass.
I'm overwork and underpaid, so spare me the idiocy.
-Same Damn Thing; Just A Different Day-
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